New Year’s resolutions are basically bets against your personal history. Here are some achievable resolutions that will help you be sort of, basically, more-or-less decent in the year to come. Some are for the everyday man or woman; others for specific parties. But no matter who you are, remember, if you set the bar low enough, you’ll be able to step over it every time.
The resolutions are:
1. If you want to lose weight:
Limit yourself to eating no more than two types of fried animal in any given day, or three if it’s a weekend.
2. If you want to get better with money:
Every month, think about looking at your bank statement. Just the thinking is sufficient and will make decisive.
3. If you want to get in shape:
Decide that once a week, you’ll walk up a flight of stairs, then heartily congratulate yourself aloud. It’s all about positive thinking.
4. If you want to finally learn any language:
Actually, this is a pretty good resolution, so go for it and you have got nothing to lose.
Happy New Year!
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